At the whoreport!

I'm in Salt Lake City right now waiting for my flight to Albuquerque. I'm heading to sunny New Mexico to assist with some training for work. That's besides the point, I want to talk to you about my enjoyment in people watching. Most of the time I make sure I schedule my flights to have a short layover because that's not a lot to do in the whoreport. This time I didn't pay attention to my flight schedule so I have a 3 hour layover. LAME! I guess this gave me an opportunity to take my time by walking SlOwLy and keeping my eyes open for amazing "I can't believe I saw that" experiences. So far, this is what I've seen. There was a woman assisting a man by pulling him backwards down the hall in a makeshift wheelchair. Exciting I know. I have looked for Ryan Gosslin but I can imagine his star power wouldn't allow him to stroll through SLC airport without a gang of stalkers following. If I did, don't worry I'd offer to carry his shirt. What else...well there are two men sleeping across from me. That's fun! The old man a few rows away just answered his phone and it was a dog barking as the ring town. It's his wife calling. Nice choice for a ring tone gramps. Are you calling your wife a female dog with that ring tone or maybe that she barks at you?

I still have about two hours to go and without boring all of you, I'll just take mental notes of all the crazy conversations I hear or even all the interesting people I see. FYI gramps is now talking about tying his intestines to a feeding tube. I hope I sit next to him!

I'll be back friends! I'm sure there will be stories to tell while I'm in New Mexico.

Have a fabulous night!